- Samantha Jones: [regarding her vibrator] I haven't used it since Smith came back.
- Jerry "Smith" Jerrod: Oh, baby that's sweet.
- [Carrie and Miranda are fighting because Miranda does not want Carrie to move to Paris with Petrovsky]
- Carrie Bradshaw: Just say it! You don't like him!
- Miranda Hobbes: Fine! I don't like him!
- Carrie Bradshaw: Then don't *you* go to Paris with him.
- [walks away]