Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Wizard (1998)

Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer

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Quotes 

• Cosmo Kramer : Boys, I'm retiring!

  Jerry Seinfeld : [Incredulously]  From what?

• Helen Seinfeld : [slapping a cookie from Kramer's hand]  Don't eat cookies for breakfast! I'll fix you something. How about a feta cheese omelet?

  Cosmo Kramer : Mmm, that sounds great, Mom.

  Jerry Seinfeld : You feed him, he'll never leave.

• Morty Seinfeld : This is the home stretch - tomorrow's the election!

  Cosmo Kramer : Right, yeah. The polls close after dinner: three o'clock. But then, when we win, the celebration goes all night until the break of 8:00 p.m.

• [Jerry is visiting his parents in Florida; Kramer enters] 

  Cosmo Kramer : Hey, buddy. When did you get in?

  [Kramer goes straight to the refrigerator] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : Kramer, what are you doing here?

  Cosmo Kramer : I told you I was retiring. I moved in next door.

  Helen Seinfeld : Mr. Cornstein died, and it's a beautiful apartment.

  Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, your folks said it was for rent, so I jumped on it.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Kramer, you can't live down here! This is where people come to die.

  [Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld look up in horror] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : Not you. *Older* people.

• Cosmo Kramer : We're campaigning, Jerry. To rule the people, one must walk among them.