Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Stakeout (1990)

Philip Bruns: Morty Seinfeld

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• Jerry : [Playing Scrabble with his mom, who just played the word]  Quone?

  Elaine Benes : [Counting points]  Thirty, thirty-one...

  Jerry : Quone? No, I'm afraid I'm going to have to challenge that.

  Cosmo Kramer : No, no. You don't have to challenge that. That's a word. That's a definite word.

  Jerry : I am challenging.

  Cosmo Kramer : Quone. To quone something.

  Jerry : [Jerry opens the dictionary]  Uh-huh.

  Elaine Benes : I'm not playing with you anymore.

  Morty Seinfeld : Quone's not a word.

  Jerry : [Showing Kramer the dictionary]  No good. Sorry. There it is. Get it off.

  Elaine Benes : [to Kramer, as she removes her tiles]  Why did you make me put that down?

  Cosmo Kramer : Nah, we need a medical dictionary! If a patient gets difficult, you QUONE him.