Quotes
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[In Central Park, George is taking a walk with Kelly, whom he believes to be single]
Kelly : I'm just doing this waitress thing for a while, because I wanted to go to Europe this summer and I could use a few extra... Careful.
[She points to the ground, so that George will see the fresh horse manure and avoid stepping in it]
George Costanza : Oh. It's just horse manure. Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word 'manure.' You know, it's, it's 'newer,' which is good. And a 'ma' in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, 'manure' is actually pretty refreshing.
Kelly : That's a nice watch, George.
George Costanza : Yeah.
Kelly : You know, my boyfriend has the same one.
George Costanza : [She has a boyfriend?] Huh. Really?
Kelly : Yeah, he loves watches. He's a real watch freak.
George Costanza : Well, how about that?
Kelly : Ooh, look out. You stepped right in it.
George Costanza : Yes, I sure did.
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[Jerry and George are at Monk's]
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, no, it's Kenny. Slide out so he can't sit down.
[George and Jerry each slide to the end of their booth seats]
Kenny : Hey.
Jerry Seinfeld : Hey.
Kenny : You worn the suit yet?
Jerry Seinfeld : Actually, I did. I put it on last night and slept in it.
Kenny : You did?
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, I'm joking.
Kenny : OH! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Can I squeeze in?
George Costanza : [bleakly] Sure you can.
Kelly : Can I take your order?
Kenny : What kind of soup do you have?
Jerry Seinfeld : Why don't you get a sandwich?
Kenny : Okay, I'll have tomato soup and, ah, tuna on toast.
Jerry Seinfeld : Okay. This is it, you know. This is the meal, so stock up, buddy boy.
Kenny : What are you talking about? This isn't a meal.
Jerry Seinfeld : Yes it is. Soup and sandwich. That is a meal.
Kenny : You're supposed to buy me dinner in a nice restaurant, like Mendy's.
Jerry Seinfeld : I tried to do that.
Kenny : This is lunch in a coffee shop.
Jerry Seinfeld : Doesn't matter, this is it. This completes the transaction.
Kenny : Ah, soup and a sandwich for a brand-new Armani suit. Is that any kind of gesture?
