Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Maestro (1995)

Paul Michael: Ciccio

Quotes 

• Jerry Seinfeld : [dark corner of Italian restaurant]  Ah, excuse me, I'm looking for a Mr. Ciccio.

  Ciccio : Si, si, I'mma Ciccio.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Poppy sent me to see you, Mr. Ciccio.

  Ciccio : Si, si, Poppy.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Um, did he, did he mention to you why I called?

  Ciccio : Si, the house in Tuscana.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, right, right. So is there anything there to rent?

  Ciccio : Si. Two million a Lira. You give me the check.

  Jerry Seinfeld : I didn't actually want to rent it.

  Ciccio : The keys, here are the keys. You give me the check. Two million a Lira. Seventeen hundred Americana. Molto generoso.

  [a man approaches and whispers into Ciccio's ear] 

  Ciccio : [to the man]  Ah, si, si.

  Jerry Seinfeld : [nerviously watches the man walk away]  So see um, I didn't say that I wanted to rent it, I was just wondering if there were... houses there to rent.

  Ciccio : Si.

  [holds up the keys] 

  Ciccio : Thissa one! Capiche?