Quotes
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Newman : [Jerry and George are looking for Kramer] Hello, boys.
Jerry Seinfeld : Hello, Newman.
Newman : You lookin' for someone?
Jerry Seinfeld : Don't play coy with me, Newman, I'm not in the mood!
Newman : Coy? I'm not being coy.
Jerry Seinfeld : [to George] Is he being coy?
George Costanza : Yeah, coy.
Jerry Seinfeld : You're being coy. Now where's Kramer, Newman?
Newman : [coyly] Who?
Jerry Seinfeld : Listen, Tiny. I wanna know where Kramer is and wanna know now!
Newman : Alright, go ahead and hit me, Seinfeld. I got witnesses.
Jerry Seinfeld : Turn around, George.
George Costanza : Sure.
[Turns around]
Newman : George?
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Jerry Seinfeld : Now, are you gonna tell me where Kramer is, or are we gonna have to do this the hard way?
[Hits wall with his fist]
Newman : Help! Help!
Jerry Seinfeld : Where's Kramer?
Newman : Help!
Elaine Benes : [Elaine enters] What's going on?
Newman : [Newman grabs Elaine and hides behind her] They're gonna beat me up!
George Costanza : No we're not.
Jerry Seinfeld : We're trying to find out what happened to Kramer.
Newman : You wanna know what happened to Kramer? I'll tell you what happened to Kramer. He was ticked off. About the keys. Yeah, that's right - about the keys. Thought he got a bad rap.
Jerry Seinfeld : Bad rap?
Newman : Yeah. From you.
Jerry Seinfeld : Me?
Newman : You heard me. So he packed a grip and he split for the coast. La-La Land. L.A.
Jerry Seinfeld : L.A.?