Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Fix Up (1992)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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George Costanza : [Asking Jerry about Elaine's friend Cynthia] What kind of hair?
Jerry Seinfeld : You know, long dark hair.
George Costanza : Flowing?
Jerry Seinfeld : Flowing?
George Costanza : Is it flowing? I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.
Jerry Seinfeld : Thick lustrous hair is very important to me. Is that what you said?
George Costanza : Yeah, that's right.
Jerry Seinfeld : Just clarifying.
George Costanza : Let me ask you this. If you stick your hand in the hair is it easy to get it out?
Jerry Seinfeld : Do you want to be able to get it out or do you want to not be able to get it out?
George Costanza : I'd like to be able to get it out.
Jerry Seinfeld : I think you'll get it out.
George Costanza : What about the skin? I need a good cheek, I like a good cheek.
Jerry Seinfeld : She's got a fine cheek.
George Costanza : Is there a pinkish hue?
Jerry Seinfeld : A pinkish hue?
George Costanza : Yes, a rosy glow.
Jerry Seinfeld : There's a hue. She's got great eyebrows. Women kill to have her eyebrows.
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Kramer : [Kramer has a bag of condoms] C'mon Elaine. Take half a bag.
Elaine Benes : Half a bag? What am I, a hooker? Anyway, they look kind of cheap.
George Costanza : I'll take *one*.
[everyone stares in disbelief]
George Costanza : It's possible!
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George Costanza : [upon learning his date missed her period] I'm a father! I did it! My boys can swim!
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George Costanza : [referring to his date who won't return his call] I keep racking my brain to try and figure out what I did. I was smart. I was funny. I made great small talk with the waitress so she could see that I relate to the commoners.
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George Costanza : No, I'm not gonna do that! That's one step away from personal ads and prostitutes. No! No! I am not going down that road!... What does she look like?
Jerry Seinfeld : She's good looking.
George Costanza : How good looking?
Jerry Seinfeld : Very good looking.
George Costanza : Really good looking?
Jerry Seinfeld : Really very good looking.
George Costanza : Would you take her out?
Jerry Seinfeld : ...Yes, I would take her out.
George Costanza : You hesitated!
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George Costanza : I mean it's gotten to the point where I'm flirting with operators on the phone. I almost made a date with one.
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, so there's still hope.
George Costanza : I don't want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When you're hopeless, you don't care, and when you don't care, that indifference makes you attractive.
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh, so hopelessness is the key.
George Costanza : It's my only hope