Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Chinese Restaurant (1991)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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George Costanza : You know, we're living in a society! We're supposed to act in a civilized way!
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George Costanza : Does she care? No. Does anyone ever display the slightest sensitivity over the problems of a fellow individual? No. No. A resounding no!
Phone Guy : [walking by] Hey, sorry I took so long.
George Costanza : Oh that's okay, really, don't worry about it.
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Elaine Benes : Should I do it, George?
George Costanza : For 50 bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow.
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George Costanza : [George reaches for the payphone, but a woman snatches it and starts dialing] Excuse me, I was waiting here.
Woman on Phone : Where? I didn't see you.
George Costanza : I've been standing here for the last ten minutes!
Woman on Phone : Well I won't be long.
George Costanza : That's not the point. The point is I was here first.
Woman on Phone : Well if you were here first, YOU'D be holding the phone.