Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Chicken Roaster (1996)

John O'Hurley: J. Peterman

Quotes 

• Elaine Benes : It's the Urban Sombrero, I put it in the last catalog.

  J. Peterman : The horror... the horror.

• Elaine Benes : You speak Burmese?

  J. Peterman : No Elaine, that was gibberish. So did you have any trouble finding the place?

  Elaine Benes : No, you're the only white poet warlord in the neighborhood

  J. Peterman : Are you an assassin?

  Elaine Benes : I work for your mail order catalog.

  J. Peterman : You're an errand girl sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill?

  Elaine Benes : Well, actually I do have a bill here, if you could just sign this expense, I think I could still make the last fan boat out of here

  J. Peterman : I'd be happy to Elaine... but I will have to see this hat.