- Jerry Seinfeld: [Jerry finds Kramer and Newman in his apartment] What is this?
- Cosmo Kramer: We're making sausages!
- Jerry Seinfeld: I thought you were going to watch a video.
- Cosmo Kramer: An instructional video on how to make your own sausages!
- George Costanza: 3 pints of Kramer's blood?
- Jerry Seinfeld: I feel his blood inside of me, borrowing things from my blood.
- George Costanza: Is that pastrami?
- Vivian: Yes, it is. I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
- Cosmo Kramer: Jerry, I gave you my blood! Listen to your pulse!
- [feels Jerry's wrist]
- Cosmo Kramer: Hey, buddy! Hey, buddy! Hey, buddy!
- Cosmo Kramer: You banks are all the same, with your hidden fees and your service charges! Well, maybe I'll just take my blood elsewhere!