- Gillian: I'm just going to go wash my hands.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Good idea. There's a beach towel on the rack.
- Jerry Seinfeld: [Talking about Gillian, aka "Man-Hands"] Those meaty paws. I feel like I'm dating George "The Animal" Steele.
- Cosmo Kramer: I've got to be in at Brandt-Leland by nine.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Why?
- Cosmo Kramer: Because I'm working there, that's why.
- Jerry Seinfeld: How long have I been asleep? What year is it?
- Elaine Benes: [to Jerry, talking about Kevin, Gene and Feldman, the Bizarro versions of Jerry, George and Kramer] Well, I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking apartment every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutiae of every single daily event!
- George Costanza: Hi, I'm George.
- model: Are you sure you're supposed to be here?
- George Costanza: Oh yeah, yeah. I used to come here all the time with my fiancée back when it was a meat-packing plant. Here's her picture.
- model: What did you do, cut this out of a magazine or something?
- George Costanza: Huh?
- model: That's me. It's from a Clinique ad I did.