- Dr. Elliot Reid: I know what you're thinking.
- [camera zooms in on her butt]
- J.D.: [thinking] Your butt looks like two Pringles hugging.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Why are you here?
- J.D.: Seems like a good kid.
- Dr. Perry Cox: You're worried about being on-call tonight, aren't you.
- J.D.: Yeah.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Look, worst case scenario, you kill somebody, and that hangs over your head the rest of your life.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: I'm Elliot.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: [points a finger at her, talking in E.T.'s voice] Eeeellioooot...
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Yeah, don't do that.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: I love you.
- [J.D. looks at him perplexed, Turk then giggles and walks out of the room]