- Dr. Elliot Reid: At what point did I become a crazy person?
- J.D.: Oh, come on. Yes, exposing yourself to a dead guy might have been a tad unorthodox; and yes, it might be a little hard to live down... .
- Dr. Elliot Reid: [Long pause] I'm waiting for the "but."
- J.D.: So's everyone else around here.
- [Rim shot. J.D. snickers. Elliot stops and looks at him]
- J.D.: Oh, that's not funny.