Scrubs (TV Series)
My Sex Buddy (2003)
Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk
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Quotes
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Dr. Cox : Oh, joy. I get to work on Mrs. Credin with the Wonder Twins. Dear Lord, what in thy most Holy Name have I done to offend thee so?
Elliot : My brother Bradley and I used to always pretend that we were the Wonder Twins. He would always become "form of a dragon" and then I would want to be a dragon too, but he said I'd be something made of water, so I'd be like "shape of an ice dragon"! And then he would say that I was copying him and he'd breath on me and I'd have to melt, but it was still *so* awesome.
Dr. Cox : That's funny, I don't recall asking for a really
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Dr. Cox : , ree-heeely boring story. My God, Barbie! Don't you understand no one cares?
Turk : I care.
Dr. Cox : Correction: no one important cares.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [narrating, walking on a hallway with Turk, approaching Elliot] OK, just give her a casual nod. You don't wan't turk to know what's going on.
Turk : [they walk past Elliot uneventfully] Dude, you're totally hitting that!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : How do you do that?
Turk : It's a gift. Now you remember what happened last time you two got together, right?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh relax, man. We're just having some fun.
Turk : What, you guys are sex buddies or something?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [J.D. imagines a fanfare] Fo'shizzle.
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Turk : I don't wanna get all Dr. Phil on you, but the last time I checked, women have a hard time separating sex from emotions. So, you may think you're just tappin' that right now, but pretty soon she's gonna be like, "J.D., I need you."
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Look, if it ever got that emotional, I'd break it off.
Turk : Okay.
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Turk : What's up? This is about Elliot? Don't you want to hear my side of the story with your little sex buddy?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [JD pauses for the trumpet fanfare] No.
Turk : Come on, man, where's the love? Where's the--where's the loyalty? Where's the automatically siding with the person you care about the most?
[J.D. looks at him]
Turk : Oh, my God, that's what you're doing, isn't it. Isn't it?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Turk shakes his head and goes back inside]
[Voice over]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Some realizations stop you in your tracks.