Scrubs (TV Series)
My Lucky Charm (2005)
Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso
Quotes
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Dr. Perry Cox : What... what did you do around the apartment while I was gone?
Jordan Sullivan : Oh! I turned your little office into my pajama closet, I threw out everything in the refrigerator that had the word "jerky" or "whiz" on it, I got rid of all your clothes that make you look like you're 20 years old. Don't worry, I saved your hockey jerseys, although I did move them into my new pajama closet. And for some reason none of the remotes work anymore. And why are you limping?
Dr. Perry Cox : Fishing. I'm limping from fishing.
Dr. Bob Kelso : I know that limp!
Dr. Perry Cox : No, Bob... Bob, no...
Dr. Bob Kelso : You just got a vasectomy! I had mine done back in '68; ironically that was the same year that Enid discovered pasta and I discovered I'm not attracted to enormous women.
Dr. Perry Cox : I didn't just get a vasectomy...
Dr. Bob Kelso : Come on, soldier... if I have to force you to drop your pants, I will.
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Dr. Bob Kelso : Perry, believe me when I say I'm proud to welcome you to what I like to call the "Seedless Grapes Club."