Scrubs (TV Series)
My Lucky Charm (2005)
Neil Flynn: Janitor
Quotes
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Dr. Elliot Reid : Carla, I'm so bummed. I can't go see the Chamber Orchestra tonight, I totally forgot I have my Cantonese class. And I would totally call and cancel but the only thing I know how to say is "I'm allergic to peanuts."
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Oh, Elliot, I was really looking forward to this.
The Janitor : Really? About five seconds ago you were all giddy about going home and taking a bath tonight.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Why would you do that to me?
The Janitor : New thing. I'm busting chops.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : [laughs defensively]
Dr. Elliot Reid : So, you just forgot we even had plans?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : What's the big deal? You were flaking on them anyway.
Dr. Elliot Reid : I wasn't. I have my Cantonese class.
The Janitor : But do you? Do you really?
[Elliot makes a "What are you doing" face - Janitor shrugs]
The Janitor : Busting chops.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Fine! Well at least I remembered the plans well enough to flake on them!
[storms off down a corridor]
Nurse Carla Espinosa : [shouting after her] Oh yeah? Well if I knew you were gonna flake on them, I would never have made plans to forget in the first place, because you...
Dr. Perry Cox : [has just walked in from the corridor Elliot left down] She's gone, Carla. It's over.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Where the hell have you been for the last few days?
Dr. Perry Cox : Deep sea fishing.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You hate fishing.
Dr. Perry Cox : Went with my buddies.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You don't have any buddies.
Dr. Perry Cox : Oh yeah? Well we landed a 200 pound white marlin off the coast of San Diego.
The Janitor : Interesting, because that's about 3,000 miles from the natural habitat of the white marlin. Hmm, well perhaps it hopped a train from Cape Cod!
Dr. Perry Cox : Why?
The Janitor : I'm busting chops today. You can ask anybody.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : It's true.
The Janitor : See?
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Turk : Heard you guys were fighting.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : We made up.
The Janitor : No they didn't. Chop-busting.
[dusts Turk's shoulder with a feather duster]
The Janitor : And Doc-dusting.
Turk : Well Elliot, you don't look too banged up about it. You got your arm around Carla.
Dr. Elliot Reid : My hand is stuck in this rats nest she calls hair.
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The Janitor : I have just one serious and, hopefully, chop-busting question.