Scrubs (TV Series)

My Lucky Charm (2005)

Colin Farrell: Billy

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Quotes 

• Billy Callahan : I'm supposed to be in Florence by midnight.

  Turk : How the hell are you going to do that?

  Billy Callahan : Her apartment is two blocks away. Should be no problem at all.

• Billy Callahan : Lads, you'll sleep enough when you're dead and buried. You have to get out on the streets. You have to talk to a stranger. Drink a beer for breakfast. Take the ugliest girl home from the party.

  J.D. : Done it! Done that... that one I've done.

• Billy Callahan : [to J.D. and Turk]  You're a gorgeous couple.

• Billy Callahan : How you doing?

  Jerry : Not great, actually. I'm dead.

  Billy Callahan : Bummer. How long?

  Jerry : Four years next month.

  Billy Callahan : Geez, that's a nightmare. I was dead once, for about ten minutes. Then me mate Danny peed on me head.

  Jerry : Really?

  Billy Callahan : It's quite a sight to wake up to.

• J.D. : Hey that is a cool tattoo, my brother!

  Billy Callahan : Oh yeah! Got this snuck on a plane, thought I was going to Belgium ended up in Kenya. Long story short, I hung out with this tribe, where the males go through adolescance, they get this tattoo. It means "Alias".

  J.D. : Oh, why Alias?

  Billy Callahan : It's their favorite show.

  J.D. , Turk : Ohhhhh.

  Billy Callahan : I'm only kidding, I don't know what it means.

• Turk : Come on, Billy, just say it.

  Billy Callahan : For the last time, lads... no.

  J.D. : Oh well, perhaps you're not really Irish...

  Billy Callahan : Fine! Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers.

  J.D. : See? I told ya! Yeah, he's Irish.

  Turk : Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is.