Scrubs (TV Series)
My First Kill (2004)
Sam Lloyd: Ted Buckland
Quotes
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Dr. Elliot Reid : I understand that because of his drug problem, some of you don't think that Mr. Phillips is a good candidate for surgery, but believe me, he understands that this heart valve is a responsibility. Those of you who have met him, like Ted, can attest to this.
Dr. Bob Kelso : This is a very dicey case. Ted, what do you think?
Ted Buckland : She knows my name! Whatever she wants!
Dr. Bob Kelso : Very ethical. Why don't I open the floor to those people who currently do not have erections? Dr. Clock. Do you think this guy'll stay clean?
Dr. Molly Clock : Oh, I'm just here as a friend. I think you should ask Ted again.
Ted Buckland : Oh, good God, she knows it too! Am I awake?
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Janitor : Heard you're trying to clean a dead dog.
Carla : Yeah, who told you that?
Janitor : Mmm, the wind... .
[beat]
Janitor : Blonde doctor.
Carla : Oh.
Janitor : I can clean it for you.
Carla : Why would you do that?
Janitor : I don't know... . Still a little drunk from breakfast. Plus, taxidermy used to be kind a... hobby of mine. You know, till the state took my license away.
Carla : How come?
Ted Buckland : [walking past] What happened to all the cute little squirrels, Flo?