Scrubs (TV Series)
My First Kill (2004)
Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk
Quotes
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Turk : Hey. Baby. I'm gonna head home and watch some television with Rowdy.
Carla : Rowdy? NO! Um, you shouldn't go home.
J.D. : Why?
Carla : I need you to go somewhere for me. I want you to go to a... STRIP CLUB!
Turk : Okay!
J.D. : Hey, Turk, can I talk to you for a second?
Turk : Can't talk now! Good stuff's happenin'!
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Carla : [carrying Rowdy, the stuffed dog] Turk! What is Rowdy doing in my closet?
Turk : [matter-of-factly] He's guarding your shoes, baby!
Carla : He almost gave me a heart attack!
Turk : Baby, could you do me a favor and not hold him by the haunches like that? Yeah, he has hip dysplasia.
J.D. : He's a pure-bred -- it's genetic.