Scrubs (TV Series)

My Faith in Humanity (2005)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

Quotes 

• Jake : Buddy, you would not believe the day I'm having.

  Janitor : Quiet, jackass. What'd you say to Elliot to make her run off like that? 'Cause if you hurt her...

  Jake : I didn't say anything! Everyone around here is crazy.

  Janitor : That's not true. Let me put down my bag of rats and explain something to you.

• Janitor : [Panting, after chasing a group of rats]  They're smart, they are organized... and they've got my keys!