Scrubs (TV Series)
My Extra Mile (2006)
Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk
Quotes
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Dr. Christopher Turk : The aliens are here... and they're wearing track suits!
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Dr. Munson : Ok ok, so you're both fertile yet you're still unable to conceive, so. How often to you make love?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Twice today...
Carla : Actually it was three times.
[looks at Turk]
Carla : You were asleep for the last one.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Oh wow, that really happened? I thought it was weird that you were in one of my sex dreams.
Carla : He is not allowed to dream about me. It gets too freaky in there.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Cirque de Soleil freaky. One time, she was skinless.
Dr. Munson : Ok, stress is often a factor in conception. So tell me, do you think stress might be an issue?
[flashback]
Carla : I swear. If you don't knock me up tonight... no more sex until you steal me a baby. So do it right this time.
[back to presence]
Dr. Christopher Turk : A little stress
[Carla gestures a "tiny bit" with her fingers]
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Carla : How was your first stress-free day?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Horrible. And you?
Carla : Worse. Let's make a baby. If it doesn't work this time I'll kill myself.
Dr. Christopher Turk : [looking extremely shocked] Not helping with the stress.
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Dr. Christopher Turk : I'm so sick of this. If the jobs were given to whoever's the best surgeon, I would get all three of those damn spots.
Dr. Elliot Reid : It's the same on the medical side, I swear. The only reason I got that oncology rotation is because I let Dr. Morgan take me as his date to his brother's wedding.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Ricky Morgan?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Mm-hmm
Dr. Christopher Turk : He works in the cafeteria.
Dr. Elliot Reid : [shocked] What?