Scrubs (TV Series)
My Drive By (2005)
Neil Flynn: Janitor
Quotes
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Janitor : I know we haven't care of that whole asbestos thing from the '90s, and I know some toilets flush upward...
Dr. Bob Kelso : Get to the point. My battery power's running low.
Janitor : The one thing that I'm proud of is that these floors are so clean you could eat off of 'em.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Why is that?
Mother : [Flashback: A young Janitor sits on the floor in front of several little piles of food while his mother stands over him] If you're going to throw food on the floor, you can just eat there from now on.
Janitor : [Back to present] Soup night was the worst.
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Janitor : You know what, even if this was the Rascal you were riding around, you can't prove anything. And it's no good to hide it from me, 'cause I got keys to everything. Except the third floor mental ward. Someone stole that one.
Dr. Bob Kelso : [a shaggy guy passes through, a gavel in his mouth like a pipe] Was he smoking a gavel?
Janitor : Seemed to be.