Scrubs (TV Series)
My Dirty Secret (2003)
Aloma Wright: Nurse Roberts
Quotes
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Dr. Elliot Reid : I honestly don't mind that you're making fun of me but what does bother me is that no one is ever allowed to make fun of you.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : People can make fun of me.
Dr. Elliot Reid : [scoffs] Come on, what about that delivery guy yesterday? I mean, you practically tore him a new binglebore.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : But he's not my friend. My friends can make fun of me whenever they want.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Really? Well in that case you're a know-it-all smartypants and if you're not telling someone what to do, you're probably not talking.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Okay, I guess I can be a little bossy.
Nurse Laverne Roberts : A little? Girl, please. If you met Jesus hisself, you'd be trying to tell him where to park his donkey.
J.D. : Oh, are we allowed to do this now? What about that whole like, hands on the hips Carla from the block thing she does when she's mad when she's like
[imitating]
J.D. : "oh Bambi, you do not want to mess with me right now."
Dr. Doug Murphy : [laughs] You do sound like that.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : [with her hand on her hip] Careful, Doug, we are not that close yet.
Dr. Elliot Reid , J.D. : [laughing and mocking] Careful, Doug. Doug, wussup. Doug, you better be careful. Mm-hmm. 'Cause I'm Carla.