- Patient: If it'll make you feel any better, I'm uncomfortable with this whole 'touchy-feely' culture anyway.
- Elliot: Thank you!
- Patient: That whole 'kiss hello' thing... Ew!
- Elliot: Yeah, I don't like anyone touching me unless we're gonna have sex. Even then, I don't want them to overdo it.
- Patient: So, where in Connecticut are you from?
- Dr. Perry Cox: [singing to the Westminster clock chime melody and then imitating a clock's striking at the hour] Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong!
- Dr. Bob Kelso: [singing to the Westminster clock chime melody and then imitating a clock's striking at the hour] Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong!