Scrubs (TV Series)
My Big Move (2005)
Neil Flynn: Janitor
Quotes
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Janitor : Dr. Kelso, while I got you here, I need to discuss a hospital matter of grave importance.
Dr. Bob Kelso : What is it?
Janitor : I'm not happy with my uniform.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Ahh new Janitor uniforms, top priority. Right up there with silk jammies for the patients and a cat door for the ICU.
Janitor : I made some sketches.
Dr. Bob Kelso : [He hands a nearby sketchpad to Kelso] This one has a cape!
Janitor : That gives me the option of fighting crime. After work, of course.
[He flips the page]
Janitor : Now this one, got sort of a medieval thing going.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Is he on a horse?
Janitor : It's his steed, sir.
[Flips page]
Janitor : That's for clean-ups in outer space.
[Flips page]
Janitor : This one's outer space, evening wear.
[Flips page]
Janitor : This one's just a kangaroo... sometimes I draw kangaroos.
Dr. Bob Kelso : You know I could look at the demented crayon scratchings of a madman all day, but I got a hospital to run.