Scrubs (TV Series)

My Big Bird (2006)

Jason Bateman: Mr. Sutton

Quotes 

• Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Why ostriches?

  Mr. Sutton : They're such majestic creatures, don't you think? And, you know, they're kinda like my children. Plus, I make belts out of their necks.

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : OK... look, Mr Sutton, I'm sure you're wondering why I'm here

  [Turk gets thrown in through the window, screaming] 

  Mr. Sutton : There is a door!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Man...

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Are you OK? Did you try and escape?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : I did escape... there was one waiting in the car.

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Ah...

  Mr. Sutton : That's Leon. Loves the car rides. Likes to stick his head out the window... I tell him it's a little too dangerous but he doesn't listen to me.

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Mr Sutton, I cured you and you never thanked me.

  Mr. Sutton : Why would I thank you for doing your job? I'm a garbage man: how many times a day do you think I get thanked?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Six.

  Mr. Sutton : You're off by about six.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Twelve!

  Mr. Sutton : I'm starting to see why Leon outfoxed you...

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Stupid bird stole my hat!

  [Sutton leaves the room] 

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : I just don't see why it's such a big deal for you to say "Hey, doc...". Why'd he just walk away like that?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [mumbling]  I don't know.

  [Leon enters the room; he sports Turk's hat; J.D. And Turk slowly turn around] 

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Ruh-roh...

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Don't move...

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : I gotta admit he look pretty phat in your Kangol...