- Lee Stetson: Do you really think that some Mickey Mouse spy course you're taking can replace actual experience in the field?
- Mrs. Amanda King: This isn't from one of my courses, this is from the cub scout handbook!
- Mrs. Amanda King: [Dimitri offers Amanda some of his vodka] Oh, eh, no, I, I, really couldn't, I...
- Dimitri: I eat your beans. You drink my vodka.
- Mrs. Amanda King: Well if you insist. Maybe just one little nip to be sociable.
- Mrs. King: [carrying a white flag of truce] It's Christmas Eve...
- [clears throat]
- Mrs. King: ... and I don't know what that means to you, but to me it means that we should be thinking about peace... and helping each other. I shouldn't, eh, I shouldn't be here, I should be at home. I have... two little boys. Philip is ten and Jamie is eight, and I should be at home filling their stockings.
- [small voice]
- Mrs. King: And I wish I were, but I'm not, I'm here.
- [louder]
- Mrs. King: All I'm asking you to do is just call a truce for a few minutes so that we can help each other. And that's all. now I'm gonna step down, please don't shoot me.
- Lee Stetson: Speaking of vodka...
- Mrs. Amanda King: [Trying to feed Lee a dinner of beans] Oh no, I, I really don't think you should.
- Lee Stetson: For medicinal purposes.
- Mrs. Amanda King: Will you eat your beans?
- Francine Desmond: Washington police bomb squad said it was a very sophisticated device.
- Lee Stetson: KGB?
- Francine Desmond: Wasn't the Salvation Army.
- Mrs. Amanda King: [having just been pushed into the bushes by lee who is now lying atop her] Le-ee, isn't this a little sudden? I mean, shouldn't we talk about this. This would compromise our whole professional relationship...
- Lee Stetson: Amanda, will you shut up please.
- [gets up]
- Lee Stetson: Alright, they're gone.
- Mrs. Amanda King: Who's gone?
- Lee Stetson: I saw two men over there with rifles. They're probably just hunters. C'mon.
- Mrs. Amanda King: Oh, so... that's what you were doing, you were protecting me.
- Lee Stetson: Sure. What else would I have been doing?
- Mrs. Amanda King: [Coughs] Nothing.