- Zack Morris: I feel like I've been tortured. I've been examined and felt from head to toe. With these doctors were the germs I would have told them what D-Day was.
- Samuel "Screech" Powers: Well, I'll let you rest before we start the next series of tests on you.
- Zack Morris: More tests? You've examined and looked at every part of my body. There's no place left for them to look.
- Samuel "Screech" Powers: Oh, yes there isssss!
- Kelly Kapowski: How could someone be so stupid?
- Professor Lasky: Kelly, don't be so hard on him.
- Kelly Kapowski: I'm not talking about Zack. I'm talking about me. I'm so stupid to have fallen in love with you!
- Professor Lasky: Okay, okay. Why do you feel this way?
- Kelly Kapowski: Why do I feel this way? Isn't it obvious? Zack is willing to go through anything for me and you... well, we both know what you are willing to do for me: nothing!
- Professor Lasky: Good, Kelly. Go with your feelings.
- Kelly Kapowski: I'll give you feelings. I'm tired of of hoping you'll see how wonderful I am. I'm tired of being nice. And... I'm tired of you!