- Gary Kroeger: [reviewing "Splash"] But I had one really big problem with it: her hair. Did you notice how it always stayed on her chest? I mean, here she is, she's running around completely naked, she's in the wind, her hair's blowing all over the place, except for two strands, which conveniently cover her, eh, her... well, I can't say what they are on television. Well, I guess I can say it backwards: sboob.
- Sonya van Loo: So, how are the things at the tulips store today?
- Hans van Loo: Dull. Holland is a dull country, Sonya, face it. Look at these headlines: "Windmill Fixed. " Here: "Man bites Cheese." "A Guy gets a splinter from a pair of wooden shoes", who cares?