- Beldar Conehead: Prymaat, we must resist these humans!
- Prymaat Conehead: Yes, I agree. We must remember humans are inferior beings, they must not be permitted to interfere with our mission.
- Beldar Conehead: Correct! Let us solidify our meetings! Besides, no one gives cone like you!
- Prymaat Conehead: [they touch cones] Beldar, I haven't heard you talk that way since the Moons of Mipzor. Let's hone our cones right here on the floor.
- Weekend Update Anchor: In Los Angeles today, actor Ricardo Montalban was kidnapped by a gang of angry midgets. Montalban was released unharmed a short time later, when the midgets admitted they thought they'd kidnapped composer/singer Randy Newman, who bears an amazing resemblance to Montalban from the knees down.