Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Jennifer Aniston/Black Eyed Peas (2004)

Seth Meyers: Various

Quotes 

• Pregnant patient : [in the Appalachian Emergency Room]  Yeah, all right, here's what happened: I, I... I had hooked a little kid's Big Wheel to the back of my husband's truck. Right? And eh, 'cause we was bored and you know, it was kinda fun at first, until we hit that red light, you know, and then, and then that just sent the Big Wheel flying, and, and I was flung right into the back seat of the truck and I landed on top of a toilet seat that had a little Tweety bird on it and now I got me a big old stomachache.

  ER attendant : Okay, I think you're pregnant.

  Pregnant patient : I can't be pregnant; I haven't had sex in nine months!

  ER attendant : Room one.

  Pregnant patient : Okay. Oh, and my husband would love some, uhm, medical marijuana.