Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Lindsay Lohan/Usher (2004)
Lindsay Lohan: Self - Host, Hermione Granger
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Quotes
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Lindsay Lohan : [during a visit to Disney World] This is my dream come true! I mean, I'm totally serious. Tigger hugged me at the door and almost thought I was gonna cry!
Debbie Downer : I guess Roy's isn't doing as well as they first thought.
Amy Poehler : What? Who's Roy?
Debbie Downer : Roy of Siegfried and Roy. He was attacked by his own tiger and suffered devastating injuries.
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Lindsay Lohan : You know what, Debbie? You are totally ruining my trip to Disney World! I didn't say a word during "It's a Small World" when you talked about low birth weight or during the fireworks when you went on and on about Feline AIDS...
Debbie Downer : It's the number one killer of domestic cats
Lindsay Lohan : [frustrated, Lindsay leaves] I can't take it!
Debbie Downer : So after this we hit the park, guys?
Jimmy Fallon : [talks with this mouth full] Yeah.
Debbie Downer : Slather up the sunscreen. I had a mole looked at recently and doctor told me that due to the extend of its irregular borders, I'm flirting with the melanoma.
[everyone else at the table gets up to leave]
Debbie Downer : You guys go ahead, I'll meet you at my favorite ride; The Hall of Presidents.