Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Lindsay Lohan/Usher (2004)
Rachel Dratch: Various, Hilary Duff, Harry Potter, Debbie Downer
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Quotes
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Debbie Downer : [at Disney World] By the way... it's official... I can't have children.
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Lindsay Lohan : [during a visit to Disney World] This is my dream come true! I mean, I'm totally serious. Tigger hugged me at the door and almost thought I was gonna cry!
Debbie Downer : I guess Roy's isn't doing as well as they first thought.
Amy Poehler : What? Who's Roy?
Debbie Downer : Roy of Siegfried and Roy. He was attacked by his own tiger and suffered devastating injuries.
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Debbie Downer : [after being hugged by "Pluto"] Oh, hey. Hey, Pluto, hi. Boy, it must be fun to work here. Although the biggest drawback to working in a theme park is that you must live under constant fear of deadly terrorist attacks.
Fred Armisen : [depressed, the Pluto character walks off] Pluto! Pluto, wait, where are you going?
Debbie Downer : With that costume on, he's probably in the early stages of heat stroke.
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Jimmy Fallon : [ordering breakfast at Disney World] I love me some Steak and eggs!
[giggles]
Debbie Downer : Ever since they found mad cow disease in the US, I'm not taking any chances.
[a beat]
Debbie Downer : It can live in your body for years before it ravages your brain.
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Debbie Downer : [Debbie Downer is at Disney World] Wow you guys, Disney World really is fun. Makes me feel like a kid again. I mean the time before my two-year stint at Children's.
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Debbie Downer : They never did catch that Anthrax guy...
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Lindsay Lohan : You know what, Debbie? You are totally ruining my trip to Disney World! I didn't say a word during "It's a Small World" when you talked about low birth weight or during the fireworks when you went on and on about Feline AIDS...
Debbie Downer : It's the number one killer of domestic cats
Lindsay Lohan : [frustrated, Lindsay leaves] I can't take it!
Debbie Downer : So after this we hit the park, guys?
Jimmy Fallon : [talks with this mouth full] Yeah.
Debbie Downer : Slather up the sunscreen. I had a mole looked at recently and doctor told me that due to the extend of its irregular borders, I'm flirting with the melanoma.
[everyone else at the table gets up to leave]
Debbie Downer : You guys go ahead, I'll meet you at my favorite ride; The Hall of Presidents.