- Elton John: [singing] Don't let the sun come up on me. 'Cause I'm a Dracula, my reflection I can't see. I'm just a dude who likes sucking blood, so let me be, ooh... 'Cause I look like an open-face tuna melt if you let the sun come up on me.
- Ruth Weinstock: I haven't had this much action since that Indian guy fell asleep on my in the subway!