- Salesman: Hey... what the heck that camera doin' here? It better not be no new reality show, I got a warrent.
- Salesman: No, what- we're making a video for my cousin in the service. Eh, you wanna say something?
- Salesman: Oh, your cousin?
- Pat Sullivan: Yeah...
- Salesman: In the service? Hey...
- [clears throat]
- Salesman: Hey man, I want you to be strong. Stay brave and do your thing. 'Cause I ain't sure in the hell ain't going over there.
- U-S-Amen singer: [singing] I won't read anything with ink on it, because ink is what protesters use to make their signs, you see. And I'm boycottin' the letters in 'War is Bad' and P.E.A.C.E. Everybody, sing along now!
- U-S-Amen singer, U-S-Amen singer: [singing together with the lyrics excluding the boycoted letters on screen] Uz I as on to oyott. Uz tht'th trotc w. O lt' ng togthr fo th goo o' U...