Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Ray Liotta/The Donnas (2003)

Will Forte: Various, The Falconer, Tim Calhoun

Quotes 

• The Falconer : I will use this saw to cut the tree, and free myself so that I may live!

  [Donald the Falcon squawks] 

  The Falconer : You're right! It would be quicker to just cut my leg off. Oh, Donald. You're a true friend! Hopefully, one day we can return to society. But until that day, you will be the Falcon... and I will remain...

  Announcer : The Falconer.