- The Kid from Billy Elliot: I worked with a different dialect coach for six month just so I could tell the world Billy from the word ballet!
- Chris Matthews: Senator Specter, good luck eating the President.
- Arlen Specter: [chuckles] Or shrinking him, Chris.
- Mike DeFranco: Dear God! What was a clown car doing on the highway?
- Pete Simmons: Being hilarious! But seriously, Mike... it were doing about 85 miles an hour in the right lane when it tried to... wait a minute! The ambulances and rescue teams have arrived! It looks like they've pulled 19 clowns from the wre- no, wait! 20! 21 clowns. Let's hope they can move quickly... 22... 23 clowns... How do they all fit in that little car? We may never know!
- Margaret Jo McCullin: In a minute, we're gonna get to some really great potato recipes, but right now, Teri, I'm gonna fly down your throat and enter the universe that lives inside all of us.