Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines (1999)
Chris Kattan: Various, Mango, Al Pacino as Grouchy Smurf
Quotes
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Customer #2 : [at the department store return desk] You know what, I cannot believe that can't handle a simple shirt return! What are you going to do for the holidays?
Nadine : Deck the halls, now!
Roy, Return Desk Manager : Light Menorah, now!
Roy, Return Desk Manager : [frustrated, Customer #2 walks off] All right.
[leaves]
Nadine : All rightie.
Customer #3 : I'd like to return this.
Nadine : Excuse me?
Customer #3 : [shouting] Take it back, now!
Nadine : Roy... Roy?
Roy, Return Desk Manager : Don't worry, I'm on it.
[begins filling out paperwork]