- Rollergirl: [as Princess Lebia] People of the Earth, when I was transmorted from planet Boobula to your magnificent blue ball, my intentions were pureley erotic. When I first arrived, I came in peace. Now, with the help of you, Mr. President, and you, the pool cleaner, and you the field hockey team, I have enough sexual energy to orgasmiganicaly transmortify my way back to Boobula. I will miss you earthlings, I will miss your dongs. Good bye!
- Miss Colleen: Sometimes I think that our love is dead because you like men, Mr. David Larry.
- Mr. David Larry: Maybe I do, and maybe I do!
- Cane: Linda, while no one knows for sure exactly how much money today's concert has raised, one thing is for sure: I'm Cane.