- Leon Phelps: Now how is that 80 year old ass on that old lady of yours?
- Kent Folger: [on telephone line] It's a humdinger!
- Weekend Update Anchor: A new study has revealed that people who exercise regularly throughout their life are less likely to develop Alzheimer's Disease when they get older. That means that someday Joe Piscopo might be the only person who remembers who he was.