Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Sarah Michelle Gellar/Portishead (1998)

Will Ferrell: Various

Quotes 

• Ted Kaczynski : I can assure you I am perfectly competent to represent myself. Let, let me show you my law degree.

  [drops a crumpled piece of paper on the table] 

  Dr. Sally Johnson : [after unfolding the piece of paper]  Mr. Kaczynski, this is a used Denny's placemat with the words 'I'm a lawyer' written on it.

  Ted Kaczynski : So, we're all set then? Okay, I'm gonna need, eh, some legal pads, a really hot secretary and, eh, a lot of meatloaf.