Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Martin Short/No Doubt (1996)
Jim Breuer: Tom Hardwick, Leather mouse
Quotes
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Leather mouse : I'm the little mouse that lives in your closet.
Mickey the Dyke : Well, how come I've never seen you, Leather mouse? Why didn't you ever come out?
Leather mouse : I was afraid if I ever came out of the closet, people would be scared of me and run.
Mickey the Dyke : Scared? But you're just a harmless little mouse.
Leather mouse : And you're just a harmless little dyke.