Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Alec Baldwin/Tori Amos (1996)
Will Ferrell: Various, Craig Buchanan, Spider, Hank
Quotes
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Ariana the cheerleader : I'm Ariana! I have Teen Spirit, I don't do drugs, so check me out!
Ariana the cheerleader , Craig the cheerleader : ChaCha boochie, ChaCha Chaboochie Roll Call!
Craig the cheerleader : My name is Craig, I did drugs once. I am a Spartan, so check me out!
Ariana the cheerleader , Craig the cheerleader : [they out their backs to each other] So check us out.
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Ariana the cheerleader : How's my hair look?
Craig the cheerleader : It looks ok, you have some split ends, though.
[she gasps]
Craig the cheerleader : I'm sorry, I'm a friend.
Ariana the cheerleader : I respect your honesty, but it still hurts!