- Alec Baldwin: [about the reactions to his previous show's Canteen Boy sketch] The NBC switchboard handled over 300,000 angry phone calls that night alone, and the network lost 7 affiliates as a result of the sketch; Sinéad O'Connor ripped up a picture of Canteen Boy to... to deafening cheers at London's Wembley Stadium; and Soldier Of Fortune magazine reported a 25% drop in the sale of canteens.
- Auctioneer Mike: You know who's wallet is easy to get? Jimmy Stewart.
- Auctioneer Dennis: Oh, yes... yes.