Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
John Travolta/Seal (1994)
Norm MacDonald: Various, Weekend Update Anchor
Quotes
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Weekend Update Anchor : Last week, British entrepreneur Richard Brown launced a new soft drink, "Virgin Cola". Apparently, months of research determined that people were turned off by the names "Slut Cola" and "Dr. Whore".
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Weekend Update Anchor : On Wall Street last week, trading was very heavy on the big board. Why? Because it's a big board, what, are you nuts?
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Weekend Update Anchor : Playboy founder Hugh Hefner recently attended his High School reunion. It was wonderful to see all my old friends, he said. But still, it's nice to get back home to a house full of beautiful naked eighteen year old women.