- Emily Litella: But Jane, don't you understand? I'm in love, like all I can do is think about him. I'm hot. Red hot. I mean, you could melt butter all over parts of my body. Eh, I mean my heart's beating in places it's never beaten before!
- Julian Bond: These people had me come all the way up here from Atlanta to... to be their chocolate Easter bunny.
- [pause]
- Julian Bond: And I am.