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Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
John Malkovich/Billy Joel (1993)
Julia Sweeney: Various, Leslie Abramson, Dame Sarah Kensington
Quotes
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Christian DuBois : Uh.. well, you remember when a lot of people used to hitchhike, and... I used to hitchhike, too... but... one time, this guy in a green Chevy Nova was nice enough to give me a lift, and about five miles into the ride, I stabbed him repeatedly and left him for dead. And... that... that got a lot of press. And, to make things worse, I kind of went on this hitchhiking murder spree, and ever since, people have been kind of gun-shy about picking up hitchhikers.
Host of Ruining It For Everyone : So, you feel you ruined hitchhiking for everyone?
Christian DuBois : Well, no. Practically... I mean, I myself still pick up hitchhikers.
Host of Ruining It For Everyone : Really?
Christian DuBois : Yeah. and then, I stab them, which probably only makes things worse.
Host of Ruining It For Everyone : Thank you, Christian.