Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Joe Pesci/Spin Doctors (1992)

Kevin Nealon: Various, Weekend Update Anchor

Quotes 

• Weekend Update Anchor : Well, the US post office last week announced a series of postage stamps honoring popular musicians. A planned Ozzy Osbourne stamp was cancelled when studies determined that noone was willing to lick it.

• Weekend Update Anchor : A New Jersey woman was awarded a record 500,000 dollars in a landmark sexual harassment suit this week. Lucky bitch.