- Carlo: For us-a, showing affection is as natural as eating gelato and, and peeing on the sidewalk-a.
- Weekend Update Anchor: On Friday, President Clinton met with Japan's Prime Minister Miyazawa. The two men had little in common, except the ability to cause George Bush to lose it.
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