- Dieter: What is your name?
- Exclamation Point: I do not have a formal Christian name. I am called Exclamation Point.
- Dieter: Greetings Exclamation Point. I have always wanted to make love to a woman with punctuational nomenclature.
- Weekend Update Anchor: President Clinton announced this week he won't fight the Toxic-Waste Incinerator. However, he still plans to take on the Masked Annihilator.
- Old German Man: Mein Gott in Himmel! Dieter's dream!
- Exclamation Point: I am a whore. I am a nun. I am a whore.
- Dieter: Nun.
- Exclamation Point: Whore.
- Dieter: Nun.
- Exclamation Point, Dieter: Whorenun.